This was posted on reddit.com/r/Linux:
OP:"Please do not post support questions here!
This is not the subreddit for them.
/r/LinuxQuestions and /r/Linux4noobs are both great and correct places to ask for support using Linux, either as a newbie or an advanced user."
Me:"Please do not post module announcements here. They should go to comp.lang.perl.modules. If they are moderated they should go to comp.lang.perl.modules.moderated. If your question is on core it should go to comp.lang.perl.core, however, if it is on operators, post it to comp.lang.perl.operators. Language questions go to comp.lang.perl.language, all others should go to comp.lang.perl.programming. Also, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you."
Redditor:"I've read it multiple times and I still don't understand what this means. I think you meant to post this to /r/perl ?"
Me: "It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed. Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?"